Make Chump Great Again!
Make Chump Great Again!
The Gold House · Chumpington, D.C.
Executive Order No. 001
"Hereby declared the most tremendous digital currency
in the history of the United States of America. Believe me."
Contract Address
Office of the Press Secretary
1 Blockchain Boulevard · Chumpington, D.C. 00001
The administration is pleased to announce that $CHUMP has officially entered the Ethereum blockchain as the most big-league, very classy, and frankly incredible digital asset the world has ever seen. Many people are saying this. Smart people. The best people.
$CHUMP features a zero-tax structure, renounced contract, and burned liquidity. We're just here to have a tremendous time and go to the moon. And nobody goes to the moon better than us, believe me.
The mascot, a very handsome, very powerful chicken in a suit, represents strength, leadership, and an unwavering commitment to being tremendous at all times. Analysts are calling it the best mascot in crypto history. Possibly the best mascot of all time, actually.
The $CHUMP Administration
Official Coin of the People
Department of the Treasury · Ethereum Division
★Establishing $CHUMP as the Official Digital Currency of the People
ARTICLE I.
TICKER
The official ticker symbol designated for trading on all decentralized exchanges shall henceforth be known as the most tremendous ticker in the history of finance.
$CHUMP
ARTICLE II.
SUPPLY
Total token supply is fixed at one billion. Immutable. Non-negotiable. Set in stone by this administration and nobody is changing it, believe me.
1B
1,000,000,000 tokensARTICLE III.
TAXATION
This administration hereby declares zero buy tax and zero sell tax. We don't believe in taxing the people. Zero. Zip. None. The best tax rate ever recorded.
0% / 0%
Buy & SellARTICLE IV.
LIQUIDITY
Liquidity pool burned permanently. Contract renounced. No funny business. Locked in forever, just like our commitment to being tremendous.
BURNED
LP & RenouncedArticle V. Contract Address
The $CHUMP Administration
President
For the Purchase of $CHUMP Tokens · Directive 002
Step 01
Create a Wallet
MetaMask is the authorized and recommended wallet of this administration. Download it from the official source, set it up, and safeguard your seed phrase. Do not lose it. We cannot stress this enough.
Step 02
Acquire Ethereum
Procure Ethereum (ETH) through any major exchange. Coinbase, Binance, or Kraken are all approved. Transfer the ETH directly to your MetaMask wallet address.
Step 03
Swap for $CHUMP
Navigate to Uniswap. Connect your wallet. Paste the official $CHUMP contract address. Confirm the transaction. You are now part of the most tremendous community in crypto history.
Communications Directory · $CHUMP Administration